His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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