i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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