I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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