And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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