We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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