His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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