id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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