I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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