If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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