Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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