There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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