Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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