Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So vagazzling was a success
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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