This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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