I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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