Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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