So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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