Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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