I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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