She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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