I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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