dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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