I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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