My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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