Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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