I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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