the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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