I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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