Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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