Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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