don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wish i was in the wii world.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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