The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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