i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
barbara walters just said penis...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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