At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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