i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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