That's intense
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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