just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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