Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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