i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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