I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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