Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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