Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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