summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
That accounts for only three of the penises
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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