names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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