have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The uberlube is also flammable
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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