She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
His hands were made for my vagina.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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