is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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