Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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