I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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