Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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