ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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