we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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