he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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