i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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