Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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